Friday, June 6, 2008

OMG

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Well for all those adults out there reading this think "those crazy kids , i hope they learn their lesson" . Well today is your day .

After i tpied Jimmys house , i went back a week later . ( I now hate his brother so much ) and beleive me , It was really stupid . 1 in the morning , hyped up on sugar , and well just not thinking , I started to THROW THINGS AT A WINDOW THAT WAS LIT UP . ( if you go tp someones house , don't wake them up )

Wednesday, March 26, 2008

Should I Be Afraid ? ( Jimmy's Part of the Story )

Wow I really didn't think this would get so complicated !

It's inky here again !

I tp his house , and crazy things happen ... guns to be exact ...
Yes im serious . After we ran away giggling , and throwing things at his windows , his brother FLIPPED OUT . He came out with his collectible world war one rifle , got in his car and drove around looking for us ! GAH ! A RIFLE !! But thankfully we were long gone by the time he came out yelling nonsense about God sending us to a certain place way down there ... and poor Jimmy ( my friend that i tpied ) got to clean up all of that soggy tissue HAHA !

And When i called him on 3 way with Dani , we couldn't help but to crack up when he gave us details . Have you ever watched that hideously creepy show " A Haunting " ? Then you cant sleep right ? Yeah . He was watching thats show when we started chucking things at his window ! Talk about good timing ! He ran to his brother ( the one with the gun ) and woke him up begging him to go check out his window ( he thought it was going to eat him ) and his brother dismissed it , went back to dream land , and told him it was just a dream .

Well by then , we found harder objects to throw at the windows , and it was getting louder . Jimmy once again , went to his brother , and was again , told it was just in his dreams ... dream on ! Then we hit it one last time , and ran away giggling , he came out slowly saying " what the hell ? " and saw the toilet paper everywere . A THIRD TIME , he woke up his brother , at 3am , and the moment he stepped into his bedroom rifle boy was out of his bed about to rip his head off screaming " IT IS A FLIPPING DREA-" and Jimmy interumped and blankly said
"Theres toilet paper all over our yard "
"DAMN !"

Jimmy got to clean it up while his brother took his LOADED rifle , on partol on the block looking for our innocent souls .

Seriously almost dead meat ,
Inky

Ps : The gun had a bullet jam , so we weren't shot , and yes this is all true .



That was really close

Boo ! Its me ! Reporting to our blog readers ( if we have any ) at about 3:30 am

That was incredibly close ! We got out fine , with 4 rolls of toilet paper , and makeshift ninja suits . We did our thing , at my friends house , and for our finishing touch , I threw a pine cone at their window ( they were up the light was on before we started ) and we ran away screaming like idiots .

That part went great . The next phase ... heh heh ... we went over to another acquaintances house , and threw a pine cone or two at a bedroom window . She threw the first one , going through the tree and not hitting very hard . But still just enough to make a sound . Me ? Well i hurled it (we were only about 10 feet away ) and it made a sound like a gun . NO KIDDING . We ran like hells hounds were loose , to find our next attraction . We were locked out of the house .


We silently found our way though the garage , and and came to the door . I tried the handle and it wouldn't budge . Smart Inky ! So there we were , below freezing temperatures , feet wet , and in all black .


Damn . Then I felt like a retard , not expecting this AT ALL . We striped our ninja articles , and banged on the door like crazy chimpanzees were chasing us with knives . My faithful ( dumb ) dog started barking , and my granny came out and let us in . Of course she questioned our whereabouts , and we lied saying we where just in the attic , telling ghost stories . WOW . A wave of releif flew over her face , and she slumped back to bed .

Almost dead meat ,
Inky

Almost There

Hey ! Its Inky !

Im in the final minutes of preparation for my big ... night .

LETS HEAR IT FOR GRANNY !! STAYING UP AS LATE AS POSSIBLE !! WOOT !!

No , not really , im being sarcastic ( duh ) yeah . We have a total of about three rolls right now , and still rummaging for more . We have our ninja suits , not on , but here . And my dog . Its half past midnight , and Im pretty nervous :D in a good way AND HYPER !! HEHE I ATE 2 BIG SPOONFULS OF SUGAR !!!!!! HAHAHA !! AND MY EASTER BASKET ! WHICH IS NOW GONE BECAUSE ALL OF THAT SUGAR IS IN MY SYSTEM !!


*ehem* Sorry ...

Inky

Tuesday, March 25, 2008

A day in the life of me

Hi .

This is day two of spring break , and i have nothing to do ... fun eh ? no , really not at all , So i started this blog to tell anyone who wants to know about me . Me and my friend are thinking of ways to have some serious fun :D . So we came up with little pranks , on a not so small scale . We are planning to sneak out on Wensday , because she is gone today and a little bit of tomorrow . I now have a nagging feeling that we were supposed to do this on sunday , but i couldn't get out of my house .
Our plan is too sleep outside - in a tent . (she came up with this one ) and then her mom wont see that we are gone .. we then store supplies ( toilet paper , whipped cream , etc. ) . The only problem is :

ITS GOING TO SNOW ON WENSDAY !!!

Perfect ! This is spring break ! Were supposed to have fun ! and the snow is going to be slush too :(

Check back soon , and i will tell you alla bout it .
Inky